Tautology:

I gave birth last night to a beautiful baby blue monster. He gets a Spear and full rights to eat whatever he wants. Pass the kookies.
Sick of seeing the trad heart with the word "mom", I went for something twice as good. The heart with banner: cookie. A sinister, spear wielding Hero from Sesame Street was only natural. You can hear him in the Spew region.
Kudos and emoticons to Duca for another job well done.

Now on to something great. I get alot of shit for my thoughts about the way AIDS, CANCER AND GLOBAL WARMING are handled. My sentiments are long known that while the afflictions are viable and sincere...there is a cure (withheld) and this is nothing more than a bedeviled revenue stream for god knows who.
Al Gore would have us all pay a global tax on the afflictions of this planet, some of which we certainly have caused, but most of which I feel are merely cyclic events that can be traced back Millenia. Merely a cycle....and humans merely adapt. As we always have. I give you this golden nugget and follow it with fatally delicious sauce
And once your done there, check this out, because its all your fault.
While your berating yourself for being such an asshole as you breathe into the free air..I will be reading a sloppy editorial from our man on the street.
Then to placate my own sense of diminishing self worth, I will attend a a robot rave because really, in the end: we are doomed regardless. Robots, Warming, or Al Gore digging inappropriately into my front pockets...looking for...change.

And then theres this: educate yourselves.
Tuesday is for Kookies:


**you ever get the idea that "somebody's just sort of...clocked out.

***The circus continues.