Tuesday has not let me down. I overslept, spilled coffee in truck, leveled a stop sign and naturally: was late for work. Hello tuesday, you filth ridden bastard. Youve done it again.
*Lets begin together: Something to do with corruption methinks. Got a rumor in the inbox this morning that the holiday is close at hand and henchmen are grooming. My annual appearance awaits.
**its been a harsh morning. My Monday is your Tuesday and Im just catching up on what everyone else at work already knows. Tuesdays blow. There is a ray of light however, and its from the biggest douchebag on the planet, who REFUSES to lay down and just die already. Your pal and mine: The Dis-honorable larry craig. And yes, I refuse to cap his name. I want to see this guy burn.
***and yes I committed my first act of censorship ever today. Its obvious. I didnt like doing it. I still dont like doing it. Sometimes though...as an admin.....well you know. That will be my second cocktail credit for the morning. the first one occurred @ an undisclosed location on my commute, which was planned out by the same guys who wrote the Bank heist scene from Heat. Maybe I should find it on Youtube.
****i have two dates tonight. One with my flickrstream and one voting here: HCWD. Tonights categories are:
"Hottest 'Girl Next Door' Hott" / Douchiest New Accessory: The "Wristdanna" / "Most Innovative New Douche Maneuver" and finally: Douchiest Facial Hair: Do I even need to say this about voting? do I? fine: YES WE CAN! go forth, and vote.
your mom was @ Anonymous at 9.12.08