Thursday Thuggish:

I know what your thinking. I agree. Sesame street really does suck but I cant stop the post title thing from happening. Its hell, hell I tell you. Thank goodness friday is close.....and not for obvious reasons.
Ok lets talk about Shariah Law and how it relates to Jihad:
In the future, Americans who have long since been bailed out financially by Arab States, will of course be forced to endure Shariah banking (why am i capitalising the word shariah?) which as you know could get ugly if your into having bacon with your eggs after a long and hearty night of boozing it up and buying hookers. Now: in the olden days a simple beheading would suffice for such vulgarious trespasses.....but in the future of things, I see us getting not our heads lobbed off; instead: our thumbs.
No more texting the internet or what few freinds we have in real time.....and most certainly a revamping of the typing system, as we know it. Driving with your thumbs like I do? forget it. Thumbs up? are you kidding, it will be all about the dreaded emoticon. We might possibly......be f'ed in the A, as a scholarly associate of mine so delicately puts it.
Shariah people, shariah. Its coming to a prayer rug near you.
Theres your daily jihad.

now to the news:
didn't I just say f'ed in the A?
And why am I thinking about Shariah and opposable thumbs so early, or really...anytime.
sigh.

**my brain has been lubed with mutton and vodka. Everything is going to be just fine, even though I just sort of gazed off while looking at the words sharia law and it turned into looking like sarah palin. really.

***prepare to get knifed/gunned down and or choked out. I will be sipping vodka watching the best buy webcam, chuckling with delight. At sunrise. No you cannot borrow my tent! I would wear armour, were I you. Heres what you need to tell me: how many Prius Hybrids did you see from your sleeping bag on YOUR black friday sidewalk. Im guessing none, and if I am wrong, those will be the shoppers who get mauled/trampled first. Its surival of the fittest, no room for pacifism.

****Hitler, it turns out, was not a pacifist, he also did not wear armour. Reminds of a ditty: "Balls! said the Queen, for if I had two then I would be King!". Hitler must have been a Queen.

*****reloaded the barf bag, this one is sleepy...but from a good freind so why not? (say hi to Ino here)

******well this speeds things up very nicely!so long, productivity for the rest of the week.

******* spend 10 minutes here at least: excellence from Hi-Fructose I really like just the stuff from Gail Potocki, beyond her you're on your own.

********Hustla meets red diggers. This is how you find me this winter....besides the black motorhome.