Robot Affliction:

Ive launched my defensive against the bots at okcupid.com finally. This morning I was met with great disaproval from them, yet still they came bearing gifts; in this case....a "QUIVER" (think bow and arrow) full of bisexual skanks who want to "meet up". I emptied my Quiver of ho's without so much as passing glance. Im really just here to antagonize the Bots. Last night they sent a text to my phone regarding my "likeability level". Its dropping faster than yes....Im gonna say it: the stock market.

Tonight I will spend the evening sipping vodka, watching bad television while listening to whitechapel radio and deconstructing photos from http://www.twitterpic.com/.

My glorious life.

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